By Drew Crooks


Once I ate pizza

It tasted good but

I ate it so fast and

Laughed so fast I fainted.


Then my mom picked me up.

She didn’t say anything and

Then I fell asleep at home.


A huge dog named Drew

Licked my face and woke

Me up. It felt good.


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