Mickey Mouse and the Rat Sandwich

Naquanta Howell

 

Mickey Mouse was hungry and he ate a rat sandwich one day when Mickey was looking for food, he saw rats in his warm bed. He chased the ugly rates to the not floor. When the rats fell to the floor they started to sizzle and fry like bacon. Upon seeing this Mickey Mouse became even more hungry. He ate them. He licked his lips after he was done and let out a giant, mad burp. “Excuse Me,” Mickey said. Mickey woke up when he said excise me. Then he screamed and said, “Ahhh! I don’t want to eat rats, I just want to eat dinner. I’ll make chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate syrup for dinner, instead!”

The End.

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