What’s wrong with wearing your coat in the summer?
You get so hot, it’s a total bummer!
What’s wrong with sweaters in summer!
My dad wears them, and he’s a plumber.
In the winter I get so cold I turn purple.
That kind of cold makes my language colorful.
What’s wrong with shorts in winter?
It makes me so cold, I start to splinter
What’s the problem with swimming trunks in autumn?
The leaves from the trees fall down, so might your trunks, so I caught ‘em
What’s wrong with a swimming suit in winter?
The same as with autumn, but you’ll also need a mentor.
And what’s with all the Spanish in Spain?
Because those kooks love to inflict pain!
Anyway, what’s the lesson of this tale?
Never give salt to your snail.