Tom Herakovich


I was on with stackedlikeabrickshithouse
(in your dreams!)
when my wife called,
(cognus coitus interuptus)
could not find the damn phone,
(fast paced mental masturbation)
ding-a-ling ding-a-ling ding-a-ling,
(more like dang-a-ling dang-a-ling dang-a-ling)
instant wiltthestilt.
(yep, and two hands equals group sex)
We started over, but the mood you know.
(pleasant, affordable, and available when you are)

Euphemism Campus Box 4240 Illinois State University, Normal, IL 61790-4240