The average funeral Costs 6 thousand dollars I hope that a cannon Costs 6 thousand dollars Because when I die I want to be fired Into the sun from a cannon I guess we could rent The cannon I also want everyone At my funeral/cannon firing To be naked These are my final wishes If you do not honor them I will haunt your children I will find them On their way to school And I will show them My ghost-scrotum I won't go to jail this time There is no ghost-jail I will show them my ghost-scrotum And they will cry Now get that cannon, I feel some death comin on!
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