Entry for July 6th, 2005

Robbie Q. Telfer

 

The average funeral
Costs 6 thousand dollars
I hope that a cannon
Costs 6 thousand dollars
Because when I die
I want to be fired
Into the sun from a cannon
I guess we could rent
The cannon

I also want everyone
At my funeral/cannon firing
To be naked

These are my final wishes
If you do not honor them
I will haunt your children
I will find them
On their way to school
And I will show them
My ghost-scrotum
I won't go to jail this time
There is no ghost-jail
I will show them my ghost-scrotum
And they will cry
Now get that cannon,
I feel some death comin on!


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