It is always a struggle to find that special someone, what makes finding that person even harder, is having to deal with the constant question of “why?” from those who claim they love you while you’re in your search. It only makes things harder, and becomes irritating, so you have to come up with a clever response to the “why” question to get people to leave you alone and this was mine.
Are you sure you’re not a lesbian?
You know, because you’re 22 and
STILL a virgin
Are you afraid of men?
I mean come on
What could possibly be wrong with you?
You’re a pretty girl
Do you even try and talk to guys?
Believe me they don’t bite
And if they did
It wouldn’t hurt
Why don’t you date?
You’ve never brought a boy home
Just give it a try
And if you don’t like it
Then at least you can say
Oh well, it’s not for me
Then you can finally accept the
Fact that you ARE gay
I mean you have to be
There’s no other possible explanation…
Whatever you say
I MUST be a lesbian
Because I choose to wait until I find
The right guy
Yup, you hit the nail on the head
There’s no getting past you
Maybe I’ve never brought a guy home
Because you and dad are crazy
Maybe I don’t date because
I don’t want to end up like you,
Maybe you’ve scarred me for life
In the relationship department
That couldn’t be it
You were right
I’m obviously a lesbian!
And for all these years
I just thought I was being cautious….