Seduce me, Technology

Brian Allen

 

Why do you hide, Technology,

in all your forms?

You are our creation

yet sometimes you're hidden in the ugliest of containers

Don't get me wrong, sometimes I love to feel

the contours of your box

But lately I can't help but want to slip inside you

I keep pushing and pulling on your quarter inch jack

I rip the head clear off and lick what's inside

wires tickling taste buds

let me know your dimensions

17-1/8"W x 6-3/4"H x 17-1/2"D

Are you XM satellite ready?

Ipod integration makes me drool like an infant

white ear bud headphones push beneath flesh surface

how many outputs do you have

are they digital?

can I cum in your 7.1 channel input?

or would you short a circuit?

are excretions in my warranty?

they should be

I want to fuck you and have antenna babies

well, item #038A678B6,

see you in three to five

business days

 

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