Brennen McDowell

Vwls

 

Hy u,

 

m’srr-e, m’ so vry srry,

bcz i cnt fnd th lttrs

2 tll u th 1st thng mi i’s vr knw:

i-lv-u .?

 

i wnn tll U Nw ‘nd all th wys!

(‘nd i wnn U 2 J 4vr)

bt thr r n’t n-e lttrs gd ‘nuff 4 U

jss 1 frm th 26 dscrbs U

 

Thr4, i wll

sy as lttl as

pssbl

as qckly as

pssbl.

th rslt:

W’ll sy n-thng,

t all

 

‘F u wsh’d, wll i s’ps i cld psh th kys,

‘n wrt

so mny mny mny mny

prt-T prt-T thngz-z-bow-t ur

prit-T-nss.

Bt id nvr wnt 2 wrt u!

U js as prt-T wff-owt my dmb dmb wrds!

 

b-si! hw i c ‘t,

n’ th N’d

i mch mch R-thr js

Kss u ‘n th NOz

‘n 4hd

‘nd J

cz kssz r js so drn

gdd 4 U

k!

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