The
Job , 1917
(pagination from the Bison Book paperback edition)
"His entire system of theology was comprised
in the Bible, which he never read, and the Methodist Church,
which he rarely attended." I-1, 3.
"Fine, large, meaningless, general terms
like romance and business can always be related. They take the
place of thinking, and are highly useful to optimists and lecturers."
IV-2, 41.
"The reason for it all, nobody who is actually
engaged in it can tell you, except the bosses, who believe that
these sacred rites of composing dull letters and solemnly filing
them away are observed in order that they may buy the large
automobiles in which they do not have time to take the air."
IV-2, 41.
"Mr. Wilkins came back and hemmed and hawed
a good deal; he praised the work she hadn't considered well
done, and pointed out faults in what she considered particularly
clever achievements
" XII-1, 180.
"It has been calculated taht ninety-three
million women in all parts of the world have ruined their complexions,
and therefore, their souls, by Pemberton's creams and lotions
for saving the same; and that nearly three-tenths of the alcohol
consumed in prohibition counties is obtained in Pemberton's
tonics and blood-builders and women's specifics, the last being
regarded by large farmers with beards as especially tasty and
stimulating." XIV-3, 223.
"This age, which should adjudge happiness
to be as valuabe as soap or munitions, would nev3er come so
long as the workers accepted the testimony of paid spokesmen
to the effect that they were contented and happy, rather
than the evidence of their own wincing nerves to the effect
that they live in a polite version of hell." XIV-4, 236.